Dr. Pants: Music
My Pants
My Pants 
MY PANTS ARE LOOSE MY PANTS ARE TIGHT
MY PANTS ARE BLACK MY PANTS ARE WHITE
MY PANTS ARE OLD MY PANTS ARE NEW
WHEN IT COMES TO LEGS, MY PANTS HAVE TWO
MY PANTS ARE BIG MY PANTS ARE SMALL
MY PANTS WILL PUT YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL
MY PANTS ARE STUPID MY PANTS ARE SMART
MY PANTS DON'T STOP BUT THEY MIGHT START
DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?
MY PANTS ARE WILD MY PANTS ARE TAME
MY PANTS ARE ABLE MY PANTS ARE LAME
MY PANTS ARE WEAK MY PANTS ARE STRONG
MY PANTS ARE WHY I WROTE THIS SONG
MY PANTS ARE LOVE MY PANTS ARE HATE
MY PANTS ARE CURVY MY PANTS ARE STRAIGHT
MY PANTS HARDCORE MY PANTS RELAXED
MY PANTS A MESS MY PANTS IN STACKS
DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?
MY PANTS ARE REAL MY PANTS ARE FAKE
MY PANTS ASLEEP MY PANTS AWAKE
MY PANTS ARE FAST MY PANTS ARE SLOW
MY PANTS IN RAIN MY PANTS IN SNOW
MY PANTS ARE RIGHT MY PANTS ARE WRONG
MY PANTS KINDERGARDEN MY PANTS ARE DONG
MY PANTS ARE GOOD MY PANTS ARE BAD
MY PANTS SUPER BITCHIN' MY PANTS ARE RAD
DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?
MY PANTS ARE GONE MY PANTS ARE HERE
MY PANTS LIKE SODA MY PANTS LIKE BEER
MY PANTS ARE UGLY MY PANTS ARE NICE
MY PANTS CHARBROILED MY PANTS ON ICE
MY PANTS CAN KILL YOU MY PANTS CAN HEAL
MY PANTS CAN GIVE MY PANTS CAN STEAL
MY PANTS IN DOUBT MY PANTS BONAFIDE
MY PANTS IN THE HOUSE MY PANTS OUTSIDE