Dr. Pants: Music
Sarsaparilla Girl
Sarsaparilla Girl 
SARSAPARILLA GIRL IS COMING OUT WITH US TONIGHT
SHE'S ONLY 16, SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT
TO HER, HER MOM, OR WHOEVER'S NOT AROUND
BUT YOU KNOW I DON'T EVER LET NOBODY PUT HER DOWN
WHOA, SARSAPARILLA GIRL
SARSAPARILLA GIRL, YOU KNOW SHE'S GOT A THING FOR ROCK
SHE ALWAYS COMES AND BUYS CDS WHEN I AM ON THE CLOCK
BECK AND TORI AMOS BOTH ARE ON HER TOP 5 LIST
AND IF YOU TRY AND DISS EM BOY YOU KNOW THAT SHE'LL GET PISSED
SARSAPARILLA GIRL YOU KNOW THAT SHE'S GOT MAD KNOWLEDGE
I WONDER WHAT SHE'LL BE LIKE AFTER SHE GETS INTO COLLEGE
HOW MUCH MORE CAN ONE PERSON BE
I THINK WE'RE ABOUT TO SEE
SARSAPARILLA GIRL IS KEEPING HER HEAD UP, I HOPE
I KNOW SOMETIMES THAT IT'S SO HARD FOR ALL OF US TO COPE
SARSAPARILLA GIRL I WANNA TELL YOU NOT TO FEAR
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU GIRL THAT WE ALL WANT YOU HERE