Dr. Pants: Music
Bootyfest
(Dr. Pants)
November 1, 2008
SHE OFFERS ME JOBS THAT I SHOULDN’T ACCEPT
HER H.R. DEPARTMENT APPEARS SO INEPT
BUT IT’S ALL JUST A FRONT, THEY KNOW THEIR SHIT
IT’S ALL JUST A PLOY TO TRICK ME INTO IT
SO THAT’S WHY I GOTTA RIG THE APPLICATION AND FAIL THE PHONE TEST
I AIN’T GOIN’ TO THE BOOTYFEST
GONNA RIG THE APPLICATION AND FAIL THE PHONE TEST
I AIN’T GOIN’ TO THE BOOTYFEST (REPEAT)
I CALL HER OUT AND SHE SAYS, “STOP TALKIN’ THAT JIVE”
IT’S MORE EPISODE VI AND LESS EPISODE V
BUT IT’S ALL JUST A LIE, SHE CUTS OFF MY HAND
WHAT YOU GET AIN’T WORTH HALF THE AMOUNT THAT YOU SPEND