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September 7, 2018 | 9:12 pm

So…I talk on social media a lot about how I don’t like the Eagles. Or rather, I don’t talk ABOUT it, but I tend to mention it a lot. Some… read more


October 10, 2017 | 9:21 pm

Hello, everyone. I am hoping to say more things…blog about more things. Spending the last few years (mostly) away from rock music things and away from a world where I… read more

Gardening Turns 10

November 29, 2016 | 10:56 pm

10 years ago this month, the Gardening In a Tornado album was released. My relationship with said album has become more complicated in the ensuing years, but I can say… read more

This Is a Thing I Need To Share.

September 9, 2016 | 10:48 pm

Some of you may be unaware that I have been pursuing a Masters degree in Music Composition at the University of Central Oklahoma for the last two years. Finishing a… read more

I Love Those Videos, I Watch ‘Em All Day

August 9, 2015 | 2:38 pm

So, maybe some of you were surprised at how excited I was to complete and post a video on YouTube at the end of last week. Maybe you thought, “Yeah,… read more


November 26, 2014 | 8:57 pm

It’s about time I posted an official update in terms of what’s going on in the Pants-verse. There’s actually at least one thing that I’m NOT going to talk about… read more

Ladies & Gentlemen, Weird Files.

June 2, 2014 | 10:30 pm

So, it occurs to me that I haven’t recently (if ever) gone out of my way to make sure Dr. Pants fans were/are aware of Weird Files, a side project… read more

So This Is the New Year

January 1, 2014 | 11:19 pm

Hey folks. So, hopefully everyone read the previous entry and I don’t need to address any of that here. This is about other things. I can say with certainty that… read more

Call It a “Hiatus” If You Must.

December 14, 2013 | 4:29 pm

I never set out to do anything in particular except make music. Dr. Pants is a vision I had for how certain aspects of my music making could be represented;… read more

ANNOUNCING: New Single, “Bigger On the Inside”

November 4, 2013 | 1:03 pm

That’s right, folks, our new single contains 2 songs inspired by Doctor Who, just in time for the 50th anniversary! These 2 songs, “Bigger On the Inside” and “Screwdriver Is… read more

Moving Forward

June 10, 2013 | 8:44 pm

Great portions of the last six to eight months have been challenging for Dr. Pants. And by “challenging for Dr. Pants” I primarily mean challenging for me (David) personally in… read more


April 4, 2013 | 8:41 pm

Would you (the fans) rather be referred to collectively as Pantaloons or Little Weasels? Our “Become a Little Weasel” campaign ascribed that name specifically to the people who donated to… read more

Euglena Fever

March 26, 2013 | 9:52 pm

So, SXSW was pretty boss. At least, as boss as it could be having been there for less than 24 hours. I CAN say that according to Killer herself, we… read more


March 13, 2013 | 4:53 pm

So yeah, it’s been too long since we’ve posted stuff. Let’s leave it at that. This weekend, Dr. Pants goes and performs during SXSW for the first time. That is,… read more

Thank You, Dustin, Welcome, Josh!

August 28, 2012 | 12:18 pm

So, this past weekend, we played our last gig with our long-time drummer, Dustin Ragland. It may not be our last gig with him EVER, but for the moment he… read more


August 12, 2012 | 10:34 pm

So, we are super happy to announce the return of the Jam Of The Month, and with its return, a new, City Jams-style project that ties in with the Mars… read more

Zazzle Store!!

June 13, 2012 | 9:35 am

So, we just created our new Zazzle Store. You should go buy some stuff. Zazzle is a bit challenging because it’s hard to keep prices reasonable and still make money,… read more

Engineered To Kill & Replace The People You & I Call the Lego Race

May 17, 2012 | 1:22 pm

So, Kathryn from San Antonio sent me the following photos. They are of the Lego Robot Spider and Lego Robot Scorpion that her son Hudson built, inspired by our song!!… read more

Best. Webcast. Ever.

March 22, 2012 | 6:29 pm

On some level, I don’t really know where to begin. For those of you who watched on Sunday, do you think, had you been there, that YOU would know where… read more


March 11, 2012 | 8:29 pm

“That didn’t even make sense,” Kenneth groaned, as he applied a fresh coat of salve to his bruised shoulder. David lay unconscious in his seat, head slumped over and arms… read more


March 1, 2012 | 10:02 pm

If you’ve been paying attention to our Twitter or our Facebook Page, you already know about this, but WE ARE DOING A WEBCAST FROM THE BATHROOM OF THE BLOGGESS. This… read more

The Dr. Pants Chronicles 6: Calling Chewbacca

January 30, 2012 | 11:10 am

“Uh, what’s this?” Devin was dusting. The Dr. Pants Medical Funk Facility was almost comically large and, frankly, it had been abused. Ever since Dr. Pants mysteriously vanished, lo those… read more

Listen to our interview from WHRW Binghamton, NY!

December 19, 2011 | 5:11 pm

Click here to listen to Dr. Pants Interview, WHRW Click the text link above to listen to the full audio of the interview David did Saturday morning with radio station… read more

Check out the Little Weasel Page!

November 29, 2011 | 3:58 pm

Hey folks…there will be a video update soon, but until then, go to the Little Weasel Page for the latest on where we are in our process of bringing you… read more

Limited Edition CD-Rs!!

September 12, 2011 | 1:43 pm

Hey folks. I’ve been meaning to tell you about this for a while, and I keep forgetting… Okay, so you may have seen me on Twitter say that there are… read more

The Dr. Pants Chronicles 5: Make the Midnight Hang

August 3, 2011 | 1:21 pm

“I’m just saying, as far as gypsies go, she was pretty sexy.”  Devin just stared at Kenneth. “What are you talking about? Do you even listen to what you’re saying?… read more

The Dr. Pants Chronicles 4: Gas Planet

June 21, 2011 | 12:11 pm

Four silhouettes took shape in the fog. Trudging slowly forward, Dr. Pants came into view, oxygen tanks strapped to their backs, masks over their faces. “I know this is serious… read more

The Dr. Pants Chronicles 3: Move So Slow

June 3, 2011 | 12:55 pm

Dustin struggled to breathe through the mist of spray-tan. David was already unconscious. Kenneth was prostrate and prone. And now, the lights in Dustin’s eyes began to fade. He wondered,… read more

New Website, Y’all!!

June 2, 2011 | 10:29 pm

It’s our bitchin’ new website, folks, as designed and assembled by Nathan Gunter and Brian Stephens. Hope you like it. We’ll be throwing all sorts of shizz up in here… read more

The Dr. Pants Chronicles 2: Log-sack

May 31, 2011 | 9:37 pm

The hulking 9-foot frame of Log-sack loomed in the doorway, towering over the band. So large, he seemed to swallow up their entire field of vision, but in a crack… read more

Dr. Pants Chronicles 1: The Aftermath of the Doppelganger War

May 19, 2011 | 11:14 pm

Dustin shuddered as he peeled bits of raw chicken off the arm of his jacket. It’s not as if any of the other band members loved being pelted with raw… read more


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